We all have seen one or another news channel that makes us sigh in the regard that is makes mountain out of molehill and connects some issues that we, even in our most bizarre state of mind, could not correlate! The ayodhya verdict was out, earlier today. here is the above point of view on this issue:
Lucknow, UP, India: September 30, 2010 :SRCSTC Summary/BlaBla News – As the entire country sat with its eyed glued to the television, awaiting the verdict from the high court on the ayodhya issue, the snacks could be seen being taken into the court-room, after being sniffed and drooled all over by the sniffer dogs to check for any explosive material.
“Woh log hamare thele pe aaye aur sau (100 (hundred)) samose utha ke le gaye, bole ki bade saab khush honge, aur hume bhi ayodhya mein zameen ka hissa milega!” said the vendor who catered the snacks for the judges. As is clear, a HUNDRED samose were picked up from this vendor. Our team ran a scan on why the number hundred was chosen, bearing in mind it is the number of apes that accompanied to Ram in his ayodhya return! Speculation arose regarding the presence of these sacred apes inside the court. The results of our scan will shock you enough to make the hair on the back of your neck stand on end. More on this, in a later article. The identity of the aforementioned, apparently influential, un-identified man is yet to be determined, but we have reason to believe he goes by the alias “BADE SAAB”! A clear case of material incentives, perforated by the powerful, and oppression of the poor. This is the state of affairs outside the no-access premises.
On taking a look at the security, one could clearly note the lack of it, given the fact that our reporter, at the border of the no-access premises, managed to stick his toe into the premises! A glaring sight of the sheer negligence on part of our security forces and their callous attitude!
As time passed and more drinks and snacks kept being snuck in from the hapless vendor, a sight that made the humanity within us shoot itself, finally a spokesperson stepped out of the court-room, clearly fatter than before, an indication of where the snacks from the poor vendor had gone.
The high court had spelled out its verdict, on the infamous demolition of the babri masjid at ayodhya, 17 years after the incident… a clear indication of the lack of efficiency of the primary education system in place in the country! On being questioned in this regard, the spokesperson gave us a glare and a sarcastic laugh before shrugging off the issue, showing his indifference towards this very burning issue!
Getting back to the verdict, it was decided to split the land into 5 pieces full, one for the masjid, one for the mandir, and for the the lady who lives down the lane (referring to mayaBatti, who demanded this land for raising a statue of herself in that land to show how dalits were not involved in this dispute and are peace loving entities). The remaining two pieces of land were reserved for further discussion in the future, as the judges anticipated that they needed something that could give them 15 more minutes of fame in the future. The snack vendor in the meantime was busy launching a hunger-strike, but was immediately relieved as bebo (alias karina kapoor) turned up to take tips from the vendor on how he had achieved the size negative that he was! On being asked about her reactions to the ayodhya verdict, bebo replied “I am very happy with it, now me and saife can live closer than ever, he will live on the muslim side and i will live on the hindu side. We shall represent religious unity by still loving each other despite living on opposite sides!”, following this she went on to give us details of how she had cut down on her size in the last few months and had reached tentatively close to a fraction of size less than zero.
Following this the no-access zone was opened to public, and the now clichéd riots emerged as the people present could not decide who was the clear winner and hence who should be celebrating. No-one gave a rats ass about the riots, due to the fact that only 15 people were killed and all the rest injured, the number of dead, being so low, was passed off as just another attack of the pink-eye, currently in trend around this area.
At the end of the day, once the bodies and rubble had been cleared for the day, the public and newspersons dispatched, leaving the dilapidated snack vendor, a forlorn figure to stand in the setting sun. A story we shall reserve for future use (hopefully once we run out of ideas on what could be the outcomes and political motivations behind this verdict).
Lucknow, UP, India: September 30, 2010 :SRCSTC Summary/BlaBla News – As the entire country sat with its eyed glued to the television, awaiting the verdict from the high court on the ayodhya issue, the snacks could be seen being taken into the court-room, after being sniffed and drooled all over by the sniffer dogs to check for any explosive material.
“Woh log hamare thele pe aaye aur sau (100 (hundred)) samose utha ke le gaye, bole ki bade saab khush honge, aur hume bhi ayodhya mein zameen ka hissa milega!” said the vendor who catered the snacks for the judges. As is clear, a HUNDRED samose were picked up from this vendor. Our team ran a scan on why the number hundred was chosen, bearing in mind it is the number of apes that accompanied to Ram in his ayodhya return! Speculation arose regarding the presence of these sacred apes inside the court. The results of our scan will shock you enough to make the hair on the back of your neck stand on end. More on this, in a later article. The identity of the aforementioned, apparently influential, un-identified man is yet to be determined, but we have reason to believe he goes by the alias “BADE SAAB”! A clear case of material incentives, perforated by the powerful, and oppression of the poor. This is the state of affairs outside the no-access premises.
On taking a look at the security, one could clearly note the lack of it, given the fact that our reporter, at the border of the no-access premises, managed to stick his toe into the premises! A glaring sight of the sheer negligence on part of our security forces and their callous attitude!
As time passed and more drinks and snacks kept being snuck in from the hapless vendor, a sight that made the humanity within us shoot itself, finally a spokesperson stepped out of the court-room, clearly fatter than before, an indication of where the snacks from the poor vendor had gone.
The high court had spelled out its verdict, on the infamous demolition of the babri masjid at ayodhya, 17 years after the incident… a clear indication of the lack of efficiency of the primary education system in place in the country! On being questioned in this regard, the spokesperson gave us a glare and a sarcastic laugh before shrugging off the issue, showing his indifference towards this very burning issue!
Getting back to the verdict, it was decided to split the land into 5 pieces full, one for the masjid, one for the mandir, and for the the lady who lives down the lane (referring to mayaBatti, who demanded this land for raising a statue of herself in that land to show how dalits were not involved in this dispute and are peace loving entities). The remaining two pieces of land were reserved for further discussion in the future, as the judges anticipated that they needed something that could give them 15 more minutes of fame in the future. The snack vendor in the meantime was busy launching a hunger-strike, but was immediately relieved as bebo (alias karina kapoor) turned up to take tips from the vendor on how he had achieved the size negative that he was! On being asked about her reactions to the ayodhya verdict, bebo replied “I am very happy with it, now me and saife can live closer than ever, he will live on the muslim side and i will live on the hindu side. We shall represent religious unity by still loving each other despite living on opposite sides!”, following this she went on to give us details of how she had cut down on her size in the last few months and had reached tentatively close to a fraction of size less than zero.
Following this the no-access zone was opened to public, and the now clichéd riots emerged as the people present could not decide who was the clear winner and hence who should be celebrating. No-one gave a rats ass about the riots, due to the fact that only 15 people were killed and all the rest injured, the number of dead, being so low, was passed off as just another attack of the pink-eye, currently in trend around this area.
At the end of the day, once the bodies and rubble had been cleared for the day, the public and newspersons dispatched, leaving the dilapidated snack vendor, a forlorn figure to stand in the setting sun. A story we shall reserve for future use (hopefully once we run out of ideas on what could be the outcomes and political motivations behind this verdict).
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