I was a good boy, i did all the things right,
But this night I speak of brought to me, quite a fright!
I went to classes, took ALL the notes,
Not even a blink I'd miss,
Yet just one day prior to my test,
I had a vision and it wasn't bliss.
Yes 'twas just a day prior, I had this vision strange,
Realized it was not a vision, my eyes were hot, deranged!
Put a palm to the head, it jumped right off my face,
Oh my god! You have viral! A viral! It says.
No! Please no! Not today, I did plead,
Yet my temple, hot as lava, didn't heed.
Fever fever go away!
Come again another day!?
Little me has an exam today,
So fever can't you see my state?
"Hah. Suffer mortal, now I'm your master,
Thank you for all that cold water,
I know I'm evil, and soon you'll be reeling,
But hey man! Seriously, no hard feelings."
Ok, huh.. wait, you talk!? You're my fever!
"I'm in your head nut! Ah, love the warmth in here!"
Come on man! I've studied a lot, two hours or more,
I did questions, theory, concentrated with every pore!
I let you stay every time, you know it! Show gratitude!
"Hey! I give the orders here, and I don't like your attitude!"
Friends popped in, take pills! They said,
No it'll pass, let me talk to it; I plead,
They roared with laughter upon those words I uttered,
"He's loosing it! He's seeing things! He's flustered!"
Okay, tell you guys what, give me just that one pill,
If it bothers me too much, or lingers, take it I will.
"Alright man, though faster you take it, more time it'll get!"
For what? I wondered aloud,
"Oh negotiations, you see. A talking fever's a hard nut,
If the pill doesn't get time, how will it talk it out?"
All the roaring legs did depart, as I sat holding the pill,
To eat or not to eat it? That was the question still.
"Don't do it! That rascal's an annoying thing!
A whole army of talkative nonsense with him, he brings!
Fed with all they speak in some hi-end lab,
He goes on and on, so boring, so drab!"
Oh, is that so? I see the tables suddenly turned,
So now you'll do as I say, your plans are spurned!
Recede or the pill it is! Cool my head to what it was!
I'm warning you, no more Mr. Good Guy for your arse!
"Give me you best! I've grown strong over the years,
He might be a bore, my nemesis! Today he'll return in tears!"
As you shall have it, dear fever. Death, it is.
I gave you a chance, you shall not be missed.
"Bah.. You'll see! You'll all see! With the break of dawn,
A renaissance, a.. a.. wait, where's the pill!?" Down my throat, it gone!
"No! Wait! I have to finish my speech! Wait, no! I'm evil! I will prevail!
The hell do I see? That's him! No! Why's he bigger?! Like a friggin whale!"
Goodnight fever, I give you till tomorrow morning to let me be,
Or many more like him, you'll be pretty sure to see!
"This is not over! Don't you close your eyes! I'll get you,
We'll see who wakes up to what, whether human wins or blues!"
Yeah yeah, enough banter, now off I doze,
Happy dreams, oh wait! You'll not be having those! :D
But this night I speak of brought to me, quite a fright!
I went to classes, took ALL the notes,
Not even a blink I'd miss,
Yet just one day prior to my test,
I had a vision and it wasn't bliss.
Yes 'twas just a day prior, I had this vision strange,
Realized it was not a vision, my eyes were hot, deranged!
Put a palm to the head, it jumped right off my face,
Oh my god! You have viral! A viral! It says.
No! Please no! Not today, I did plead,
Yet my temple, hot as lava, didn't heed.
Fever fever go away!
Come again another day!?
Little me has an exam today,
So fever can't you see my state?
"Hah. Suffer mortal, now I'm your master,
Thank you for all that cold water,
I know I'm evil, and soon you'll be reeling,
But hey man! Seriously, no hard feelings."
Ok, huh.. wait, you talk!? You're my fever!
"I'm in your head nut! Ah, love the warmth in here!"
Come on man! I've studied a lot, two hours or more,
I did questions, theory, concentrated with every pore!
I let you stay every time, you know it! Show gratitude!
"Hey! I give the orders here, and I don't like your attitude!"
Friends popped in, take pills! They said,
No it'll pass, let me talk to it; I plead,
They roared with laughter upon those words I uttered,
"He's loosing it! He's seeing things! He's flustered!"
Okay, tell you guys what, give me just that one pill,
If it bothers me too much, or lingers, take it I will.
"Alright man, though faster you take it, more time it'll get!"
For what? I wondered aloud,
"Oh negotiations, you see. A talking fever's a hard nut,
If the pill doesn't get time, how will it talk it out?"
All the roaring legs did depart, as I sat holding the pill,
To eat or not to eat it? That was the question still.
"Don't do it! That rascal's an annoying thing!
A whole army of talkative nonsense with him, he brings!
Fed with all they speak in some hi-end lab,
He goes on and on, so boring, so drab!"
Oh, is that so? I see the tables suddenly turned,
So now you'll do as I say, your plans are spurned!
Recede or the pill it is! Cool my head to what it was!
I'm warning you, no more Mr. Good Guy for your arse!
"Give me you best! I've grown strong over the years,
He might be a bore, my nemesis! Today he'll return in tears!"
As you shall have it, dear fever. Death, it is.
I gave you a chance, you shall not be missed.
"Bah.. You'll see! You'll all see! With the break of dawn,
A renaissance, a.. a.. wait, where's the pill!?" Down my throat, it gone!
"No! Wait! I have to finish my speech! Wait, no! I'm evil! I will prevail!
The hell do I see? That's him! No! Why's he bigger?! Like a friggin whale!"
Goodnight fever, I give you till tomorrow morning to let me be,
Or many more like him, you'll be pretty sure to see!
"This is not over! Don't you close your eyes! I'll get you,
We'll see who wakes up to what, whether human wins or blues!"
Yeah yeah, enough banter, now off I doze,
Happy dreams, oh wait! You'll not be having those! :D