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28 February, 2011

Goodbyes

A lot of things crossed his mind as he walked past the last cycle chained to its stand. The week that had passed was something that had left him mesmerized, dazed almost. And in that moment that he walked back, a moment that had decided to make itself feel at home and linger, time just ran back.
It was an exciting thing for him. A long anticipated moment that had finally seemed right around the corner. He was going to finally be with what made him happy. With what made him feel like himself and more. With what gave him a word to define cuteness. With it, meant the world to him. And now, it was coming to him, to be with him, and be his… All the excitement, he could not contain! He would sit all day, as his books stared at him, longing for attention acting all desperate by throwing up random highlights and “Did You Know”s. But they were to get none of him, as he counted down the days, to hours, to minutes to seconds.
At first he did not know how the situation was to be handled. He always saw them in the open or under adult constraints. But now it was all his and he was in it’s possession. Its face, its walk, its playful gestures, everything that made him forget the existence of a life outside of the realms of this new world, this new world of fun, of being fun, of being himself, open and free. And he wanted to make the most of it. As he spent more time with it, he learnt more of it. And it only played along very happily. In return, he made it get the best, and only the best. Never leaving it hanging, and always getting it what it wanted. When it was happy, he would be exhilarant.
They had fun together, as he sneaked it into places that were deemed out of bounds for one or both of them. Not wanting to let go, he sneaked it into his home, without knowledge of anyone, and had fun all night as sleep took a seat ordered some burgers and coke, and watched contently as the two played around. Never letting the other feel a moment of emptiness or loneliness. He treasured his time with it. The smiling moon, after watching over them all this while, finally took his leave and left them to their ways. The sun, wanting a peek too, scrambled its way through the sky, only to find them peacefully perched and greeting him with warm smiles and even more warmed hearts.
It wanted to explore, he wanted to explore with it. They made moment after moment happen, and moment after moment happened with them. They played under god’s nose, and in the devil’s den. And nothing beat their company and they made a new friend… TIME.
Even time seemed to enjoy their little squabbles and childish giggles. “Time is a dressmaker specializing in alterations”, said some great man. As the time came to part ways, and goodbye was the word that fought its way through his throat and grumbled as it squeezed between his clenched teeth and fell out in one agonizing flick of the tongue. A goodbye that seemed to summarize, in a moment, what they had built, over that time. He hated that word. He hated everything about it! The way it sounded. The way it was spelled. The way it FELT.
But it had to be done, and he could just turn and walk. Not having enough courage to watch his love part from him. Not wanting to watch it leave, just as he sniffled to hold back the drop that was so eager to run out his, across his cheek. He walked off, away from the van that carried his beloved away. His pup. The one he had got for his birthday, the one that he had wanted throughout his childhood, and had finally been rewarded on HIS most special day. Now it was going back home, and his heart was going back to its shell. Every step through the mud felt like walking through quicksand.
The cycle still stood there, laughing at him, chained to its stand… and laughing.
Posted by Unknown at Monday, February 28, 2011 No comments:
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12 February, 2011

Will You Be My……… Facebook Fraand!?

I quote my favourite, Bob Dylan, from one of his many inspiring tracks:
“Come writers and critics
Who prophesize with your pen
And keep your eyes wide
The chance won't come again
And don't speak too soon
For the wheel's still in spin
And there's no tellin' who
That it's namin'.
For the loser now
Will be later to win
For the times they are a-changin'.”
The times truly are changing. Just yesterday i received a friend request from a professor of my college. Believe me, this is not a very happy place to be in! You are put into a dilemma with the mouse precariously hovering over the “respond to friendship request” button.
Dilemmas have been passed over from generation to generation and many have been modified over the transition to suit the changing society. There are the class 5 dilemmas, the very scariest of them all (Hint: Unprotected ventures can lead to these). Then there are the class 1 dilemmas: “What to eat first, the egg or the chicken!? Hmmmmmmm…”. Apart from these there are ‘ye old lame and stupid dilemmas: “To be or not to be, THAT is the question!”. Hah! Stop being and start doing mister!!
Anyway, getting back to the point, after years of dilemmas of the conventional kind, there came this new one. The fraandship dilemma. “Will you do FRAANDSHIP with me”? Will i do WHAT with you!? It seems that with the advent of technology, the people in rural and uneducated parts of the country learn first about FRAANDSHIP and then about A for Accept and S for Send Request. Oh and now that they have Fraands on the computer, they have to look good for them! So they watch all the hood-movies and rap-videos to take a few lessons in being cool. Yes, if you are pseudo-black and wear loose ill-fitting clothes and a cap two sizes too big for your head, you are COOL! This is not me speaking, this was what i overheard while enjoying a quiet meal in my mess. “Oye woh tera sidie toh ekdum rapper lagta hai bey! pura colour, size sab vohi hai! Mast hai bidu, bada cool hoga” (“Yo, that sidie of yours totally looks like a rapper maan! Colour, SIZE (!?), everything’s the same! Damn cool bro, must be cool!”).
That is another aspect of life on the EDGE *. But still dangerous is the phenomenon of relatives on Facebook. ITs something of a trend that has evolved over the years, with more and more families opting this way to monitor their kids. The kids on the other hand are always two steps ahead. With scarecrow profiles and extensive research on Facebook privacy settings, the cat and mouse game never sees an end. “Pinky, WHERE ARE YOUR PANTS in this picture!?” “Sonu, WHO IS THIS GIRL, and why is your hand THERE!!?!” “HAI! MERA BACHHA! Kaise kaisse logon ke saath ghum raha hai!?”.
There were times when i would meet people and we would sit and have long talks on strong existential topics. Or maybe share a laugh or two. Maybe we would exchange mobile numbers and then we would part, calling each other an asshole under the breath for having wasted so much time of our precious lives! We have come a long way from there. Now i meet new friends through mutual contacts, we chat and call each other assholes while reading the other’s profile. (“Activities: Football, watching television, hanging out with friends, reading books (LOL!!)… boy what an asshole”).
Social protocol no longer demands you being courteous and polite on a first meeting, it requires you to “friend” them on Facebook. Social protocol no longer requires you to greet people each time you meet them, it requires you to write on their wall / poke them. Social protocol no longer requires you to be presentable in public, just add an “LOL, god knows what i was thinking” caption below a not-so-presentable photo and your job is done. Social protocol no longer requires you to be WITH your friends through their hardships, you can just water their crops or gift them a hug or a heart. Social protocol is obsolete. Social network is the new organization, and Mark Zuckerberg is CEO, BITCH!

* Anyone who did not get this pun, sorry for making it so technical, http://cellphones.about.com/od/phoneglossary/g/edge.htm
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