Meh…

Every time you walk past that curb always hoping to run into some off the hook, weird, cool, awfully crazy thing, ninja, totally hipster thing that would make you gawk like an OMGcat and go ZOHMYGAWD! The thing that’d make you jump up and down all crazy as hell or stand rooted to your spot and scream your mind out. Each time!

Turning round that curb to watch the earth falling into itself right before your eyes, and you swerve back, totally ninja style and run while dodging all the flying cars, animals and pigs. Jumping over the fence that tripped you last night, watching that dog which chased you around the block, fall into the huge gash, and you just keep running all ninja. Till you finally run into a damsel in distress and pick her up and you’re suddenly running with her in tow or in your arms (depends on your views towards proximity). Dodging that cylinder that just chose to explode as you “flew” past it. The earth behind you cracking… That large crack running from the black emptiness and reaching out, ever-reaching out towards you. All the world is suddenly a stage that’s falling in on itself and you are playing lead! The lady whom you never knew till moments back, is suddenly featuring in your dreams (even as you run past blocks of mud and decapitated living things falling through the sky, miraculously not once falling on you, despite you being bereft of the luck of not being hit by bird-poop on any normal day). Running past those everyday faces and you’re like the most popular guy on campus as people are all calling out your name for help, but you face a stronger moral obligation towards that hottie in your hands. Your head gets all muddled up with emotions (actually its not your head thats muddled, because you are not thinking from your HEAD at the moment!) * :D get it?? not thinking from your head! :D huh? get it? get it? :| oh just go kill yourself! that was good!*.

And the whole earth gobbles itself up as you run and run tirelessly… with the mother earth behind you wanting to lovingly fill you into herself, singing “You can run you can hide but you can’t escape my love”!! (Damn, wrong playlist i put on last night!!). As you rest for the night in a seemingly tiny from the outside shed in the middle of nowhere with your new “companion”. The land too has seemed to decide it needs a break, so it has stopped falling into itself. *Time for a nap* (The details of the night again are subjective to your view of PMS).

The morning sun brings with it a coffee shop somewhere close by so that you and the lady can enjoy some mocha only to find out that the earth has quit falling into itself and that it was due to some f*ck up by the American government and that some responsible, non-corrupt officials found out the ghapla and saved the day while those corrupt a**holes fell into the earth, never to be seen again! The girl you rescued suddenly is all into you and talking about the whole thing being a setup by the universe to bring you two together and shit like that. You go all smiles but in your head you’re thinking “Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?? Crazy b*tch tryna’ play me down'!” *Yeah… you speak nigga style in your head!*. The sun seems to shine brightly upon you two going nom-nom-nom all over each other’s face while the rest of the survivors start clapping all around you and screaming “Bravo! Encore! Woot!”.

Every time i close my eyes wishing the above… turning round the curb… just wishing … …and…… BOOM! Bird flies over-head screaming “HEADSHOT BIATCH!!!”…

“Meh…”

P.S. As you might have guessed, its exam season… And I’m bored. Crazily hectic combo! :|