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04 December, 2011

Extreme Pre-Exam mind-numbness



You know that feeling when you realize;


Santa Claus always says Hoe, hoe, hoe;


Urinal Cake is not actually cake;
Grape sounds eerily similar to grope;

You let one slip and the music dies down;

Your birthday is not a reason for the whole world to rejoice;

It was not "JUST" three chapters;

You laughed at your own pun;





You were the only one that laughed;


You just made a statement worth being on your facebook status;

Someone asks you for advice or help;

Guy you taught gets more marks than you;



If life gives you melons, you probably have dyslexia;




The G in the Disney logo is not actually a G;



One of your favorite cartoon characters lived in Bikini Bottom;


The difference between first and second base is not always one hit;



Justin Beiber is more famous than you'd ever be;


College is nothing like you see in Hollywood movies;



Happy Realization.
Posted by Unknown at Sunday, December 04, 2011
Labels: meme, realizations

2 comments:

  1. BaniMonday, December 05, 2011

    epic! =)

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  2. 29viajerosFriday, December 16, 2011

    Loved - College is not like what they show in Hollywood movies and Justin Beiber !!
    Epic, dude!

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