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24 July, 2012

Aaj Ki Taaza Khabar: UP's re-naamkaran

In a landmark move to restore the landmark names of UP landmarks, Akhilesh Yadav, the current face of Uttar Pradesh, has decided that after his successful venture in getting all the Mayawati-ish named districts renamed, he will take the step further to change all that reminds him of her. In a heart-felt confession to our special correspondent, Yadav elaborated on the strained relation he shared with the ex-CM and how its ending fueled him to wipe his slate.. and state clean of her.
According to sources the CM is going to ban all elephants, and their statues in the state unless depicted, or in real, riding a cycle.
This is how elephants must be seen in the state of UP from now.
This is not the first time UP heads have taken the phrase "a step backwards" way too seriously; while far from all the promises of change doled out during campaigns, this is certainly a step-backwards forward.
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Posted by Unknown at Tuesday, July 24, 2012
Labels: Aak Ki Taaza Khabar, Akhilesh Yadav, Mayawati, UP

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